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Procedure of the House (Proposal 9)

My Lords, I like to keep the traditions of the House going, but I must say that ““the noble and learned Lord”” really is a bit odd, is it not? We had two Nobel prize winners in this House at one time, but they were not ““noble and learned””, they were just ““noble””. That illustrates the futility of this whole business. Of course, ““learned in the law”” is what it says, but we do not say that. I am reminded of perhaps one of the best put-downs I ever heard in your Lordships’ House. Lord Hailsham of Marylebone was on the Woolsack, and Lord Mishcon had spoken from the then opposition Front Bench. Lord Hailsham stood up afterwards and said, ““I have listened with great interest to the speech of the noble and learned—oh, I do beg his pardon—the noble Lord, Lord Mishcon””. He might as well have walked across the Chamber and slapped him in the face.